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CHIPS (2017)

Published in C
Thursday, 06 April 2017 05:52
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    MA15+: Strong violence and coarse language.

  • The pitch

    It packs some Ponch.

  • Starring

    Michael Peña, Dax Shepard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jessica McNamee, Adam Brody, Ryan Hansen, Kristen Bell, Jane Kaczmarek, Richard T. Jones, Maya Rudolph, Justin Chatwin

  • Directed by

    Dax Shepard

  • Running time

    100 minutes

  • Rated

    MA15+ (Australia), 15 (UK), R (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    Suicide (jumping). People are shot, punched, kicked, pushed, hit by vehicles, bitten, beheaded, tasered, grabbed, arrested, handcuffed, dragged out of car, stomped on, hit with objects, thrown against walls, held hostage, sprayed with kitty litter, flipped, tackled, wrestled, beaten, near-choked. A man jumps from a helicopter (fatal). A man's fingers are shot off (hand stump, loose fingers seen). Armed robberies (bank, armoured trucks). Car chases/rollovers/collisions, broken/smashed windscreens, wrecked/burning vehicles, cars shot/crushed, motorcycle accidents/collisions, vehicles/objects hit by moving vehicles. Molotov cocktail, explosions, trashed house. Weapons/fight training. Santa shot Rudolph, runner (ie Oscar Pistorius) who killed his girlfriend mentioned. Characters visit a premises called Suicide Boxing + Fitness. Screaming, arguing. Blood/gore: Decapitated head, headless corpse, dead body on ground. Hand with fingers shot off (nubs and loose fingers seen; fingers in bag of ice). Bloody bullet wounds/cuts/finger nubs/hand/grazes/objects/ground; blood spatter. Patients in hospital beds/stretchers (breathing tubes, limbs in traction), CPR. Scars, arm in sling, bandages, bruising. Bone cracking/breaking sounds heard, a man collapses from joint pain. Blood [in stools], Crohn's, colitis, 23 surgeries, scrotal tear mentioned.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Nude couple seen having sex in a bedroom. Nude men (genitals pixelated/obscured), nude women (side and front views/wearing sheer underwear/photos). Exposed breasts, cleavage, people in underwear/swimwear/towels. Men in underwear bump crotches, a man's face lands in a nude man's crotch. Sexting. A man shows another man a nude picture of his wife (infidelity/sleeping with his wife discussed). Kissing, flirting, bum-slapping, hugging, caressing. A man makes a masturbation gesture with his arm. Jokes and discussions about infidelity, sex, masturbation, sex addiction, erection, anulingus, rating women. Stroking yourself, sex issues, over-sexualised behaviour, sex with wife, "shooting your weapon", she ate my butt mentioned.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Alcohol (spirits, beer). Scene set in filthy drug den. A man says "you're high" to his stoned son. A man frequently consumes prescription pills throughout the film. Son addicted to heroin, opiate addiction, morphine mentioned.

  • LANGUAGE

    F-words, s-words, a-words. Slang for genitals. Name-calling (d*ck, bad, cocky, pussy, clown, super-Asian, rookies, bickering old lady, Freud, obnoxious, old, fragile, b*tch, coward, homophobe, psycho, silverback, scary, pervert, nasty, dummy, etc). Religious exclamations (what the hell, goddam, oh my god, Christ, hell yeah, Jesus, etc). Jokes about disabled people, homophobia, ageing, sex addiction, analingus, masturbation. Two men rate women's attractiveness (yawn).

  • THEMES

    Police investigation, partners, crime, corruption, marriage, separation, drug addiction, sex addiction, father-son relationships, death, grief, therapy, yoga pants.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Dead pilot, dead lover, dead husband. Partner (police) shot. Helicopter, lightning, thunder. Marriage separation mentioned. Hospital setting. Guy on toilet. Cat, cat's bum, dirty kitty litter. Brief Spanish (subtitles). Vision during end credits.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Silly, energetic, dirty, inappropriate, breezy, weirdo, light, raunchy, goofy. Relaxed/easy/star performance by Michael Pena, high-energy/well-choreographed/exciting/jaw-dropping/diverting/elaborately staged action scenes, good chemistry between leads, some funny moments.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Convoluted, messy, flat, disposable, uninspired, undisciplined, slapdash, loud, strained, artless, contrived. Unnecessary storylines/moments, jokes feel shoe-horned in, throwaway/nonsensical/lazy/paper-thin/uninteresting plot, mostly unfunny, some unpleasant/repetitive/wincing/sophomoric/crude jokes, weak/forgettable female roles, many thankless performances.

Bad Santa 2 (2016)

Published in B
Tuesday, 22 November 2016 06:45
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    MA15+: Strong crude sexual humour, sex scenes and coarse language.

  • The pitch

    He's badder.

  • Starring

    Billy Bob Thornton, Kathy Bates, Tony Cox, Christina Hendricks, Brett Kelly, Ryan Hansen, Jeff Skowron, Jenny Zigrino, Cristina Rosato

  • Directed by

    Mark Waters

  • Running time

    92 minutes

  • Rated

    MA15+ (Australia), 15 (UK), R (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    A man tries to commit suicide (head in oven, hanging). People are shot, punched, kicked, beaten, hit with objects, urinated on, burgled, tripped over, slapped, slammed against wall/table, wrestled, run over. A car crashes into a stall. Theft. Killing Filipinos, threatened to cut kid in half, you tried to murder me, hand grenade, arms dealer, Charles Manson mentioned. Blood/gore: Bloodied plush toy, blood smear on ice, bloody fur. People on stretchers/in hospital beds with oxygen masks, breathing tubes, arm in sling; flatlining. Hacking coughs, used Bandaid. Donate my organs, panic attacks mentioned.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    People have sex in an alley, against a tree (children watching), anal sex in a public bathroom. A man is masturbated several times by different women. A man watches another man masturbate. Many photos of a man with another man's testicles placed in various positions on his face/head. A woman plays with a vibrator. Nude male bottom seen. Orgasm, kissing, flirting, undressing, bum-slapping, ogling, voyeurism, infidelity. A man hires a prostitute for a younger man. A man's (clothed) erection prods another man in the back of the head. A man tries to watch porn but his account has been disabled. A woman makes a masturbation gesture. Many references/slang words for sex, masturbation, ejaculation, virginity, bestiality, prostitution, genitals, breasts, anal sex, paedophilia, felching, orgies, necrophilia. Skimpy clothing, skimpy exercise gear, cleavage. Turning a trick, sex with cousins, teabagging, strip joint, motorboat, being a mom at thirteen, crabs mentioned.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Drugging someone with Rohypnol mentioned. Alcohol (spirits, beer, shots, hip flask, champagne). Intoxication, AA meeting. Smoking. A woman drinks cough medicine. You must be high, am I tripping, hallucinogenic, after effects [of drugs] mentioned.

  • LANGUAGE

    (Many) f-words, s-words, a-words, b*tch, p*ss. Many slang words for genitals/sex. Name-calling (worthless, retard, pr*ck, crazy, racist, moron, big shot, sick, midget, poison, albino, scarecrow, nutsack, jackals, cheap, paedophile, kiddie fiddler, pervert, chief, deaf, miserable, douchebag, filthy, dirty, lush, player, dingleberry, goiter face, stray, ghost, mean, runt, etc). Obscene finger gestures. Religious references and exclamations (goddamn, there is a God, Christ, what the hell, oh Lord, etc). Many jokes/insults about colour, race, height, weight, sex, mental illness, abortion, gender, disability.

  • THEMES

    Robbery, Christmas, bad Santas, betrayal, mother-son relationships, mental illness, Christmas carols, charity, infidelity, addiction, Parkinson's disease, family, choir.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Dead mother, dead grandmother mentioned. Eviction notice, power blackout, fireworks. Woman on toilet. Vomiting, urination, burping. A mother tells how she used to chew her son's food for him then feed it to him. A man removes his false teeth and handles them.

Central Intelligence

Published in C
Monday, 20 June 2016 02:45
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    M: Violence, sexual references and coarse language.

  • The pitch

    Caught between a Stone and a Hart place.

  • Starring

    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, Amy Ryan, Danielle Nicolet, Aaron Paul, Ryan Hansen, Tim Griffin, Timothy John Smith

  • Directed by

    Rawson Marshall Thurber

  • Running time

    107 minutes

  • Rated

    M (Australia), 12A (UK), PG-13 (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    People are shot, bullied, humiliated before a crowd of peers, shoved, punched, kicked, elbowed, throat-smacked, head-smashed, threatened, tasered, tackled, slammed against a wall, near-strangled, taken hostage, covered in ink, rammed, hit with objects, splashed with hot coffee, near-stabbed, arm-snapped, roundhouse kicked, slapped, hit by motorcycle, pistol-whipped, taped up, arrested, restrained, thrown through the air, dragged, pursued, thrown onto a windscreen, headbutted. People jump through a window/fall several stories down, freefall in an aircraft. Objects set alight, thrown, smashed, shot, knocked over. Vehicles stolen, exploded, rammed, kicked; reckless driving. Arguing, screaming. Guy that got beaten up, dangerous psychotic, bomb, murder, stealing, cutting his pecker off, rip your throat out, terrorist mentioned. Blood/gore: Trachea removed. Exploding blood/gore spatter; blood smear/spattered blood. Snapped/twisted finger. Bloody grazes, heads, hand. Bandaid, scar. Photos of bloody ear, man holding a skull. Heart transplant, organ transport mentioned.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Video seen of person thrusting from behind/near-nude person wearing bondage gear around hips. Fully nude man (rear view/obscured front view). Shirtless men, woman in swimwear (photo), cleavage. Flirting, kissing (m-f/m-m), hugging, undressing. References to infertility, homophobia, masturbation, sexting, French kissing, pornography, stripograms, teens making out.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Alcohol (beer, champagne, shots, spirits). Bar setting. Steroids mentioned.

  • LANGUAGE

    F-words, s-words, a-words, b*tch, fart. Slang for genitals/breasts and bodily functions. Frequent racial jokes, height jokes, disability jokes. Obscene finger gesture. Religious exclamations (oh my god, Jesus Christ, what the hell?, etc).

  • THEMES

    International espionage, mismatched partners, national security, CIA operations, forensic accounting, Sixteen Candles, marriage counselling, trust, betrayal, anti-bullying, high school reunions, sleepovers, bromance.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Job loss, bypassed for promotion, killed partner mentioned. Snake. Plane, helicopter. Outtakes during end credits.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Fast, funny-ish, low-stakes, inoffensive, engaging, amiable, mindless, escapist, entertaining, fun, shambolic, popcorn. Breezy/volcanic chemistry between leads, endearing/relatable characters, serviceable action sequences, above-average interest in story/character, some excellent cameos.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Familiar, generic, overlong, dawdling, standard-issue, lazy, over-stuffed, schmaltzy, throwaway. Mediocre material, forced set-pieces/comedy, bungled/sporadic plotting, underdeveloped/unnecessary marriage subplot, some unnecessary/indulgent/indifferent/Adam Sandler-ish scenes, perplexing direction/pacing.

Veronica Mars

Published in V
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:24
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    M: Violence and coarse language.

  • The pitch

    Mars in Neptune ascending.

  • Starring

    Kristen Bell, Jason Dohring, Enrico Colantoni, Chris Lowell, Percy Daggs III, Tina Majorino, Krysten Ritter, Martin Starr, Gaby Hoffmann, Andrea Estella, Francis Capra, Ryan Hansen

  • Directed by

    Rob Thomas

  • Running time

    107 minutes

  • Rated

    M (Australia), 12A (UK), PG-13 (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    People are shot, punched, tasered, headbutted, wrestled, elbowed, pushed, hit with objects, pepper-sprayed, threatened. Police brutality, break-and-entering, bar fight, vehicle collision, hit-and-run. Homicide, dog-napping, electrocution, embezzlement, human trafficking, clubbing baby seals, Nazis mentioned. Blood/gore: Corpse. Photos of a murdered corpse. Bloody faces, bloody bullet wound, blood splatter. Rib, skull, pelvis fractures mentioned. Bruising, bandage.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Excerpts of sex tapes seen. Kissing, undressing. Shirtless men. Crude drawing, sexual gestures. References to infidelity, sex acts, ejaculation, paedophilia. Skimpy clothing, cleavage. STDs, sexual assault mentioned.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Alcohol (beer, cocktails, wine, spirits). Bar setting. A man eats brownies laced with narcotics. References to junkies, drug use.

  • LANGUAGE

    F-word, s-words, a-words, b*tch, bastard. Name-calling. Slang for genitals. Obscene finger gesture. Religious references and exclamation.

  • THEMES

    Forensics, law, private investigation, father-daughter relationships, celebrity, fans, sex tapes, high-school reunions, friends, confessions, guilt, planted evidence, social media, hidden cameras, corruption, addiction.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Deceased girlfriend, friends. Relationship breakup. Alcoholic mother, murdered best friend, adopted baby mentioned. Hospital setting. Cat, costumed character (gorilla). Belching.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Self-aware, rewarding, character-driven, fun, entertaining, satisfying, solid, well-paced, bold, breathless, ballsy, corny, enjoyable. Strong females, sharp characters, snappy dialogue, shrewd plotting, palpable chemistry between leads, crowd-pleasing cameos, reunion feel, loyal to fans.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Bland. Twisty second half, flat direction, visually dull, clumsy action, unconvincing plot, thin script.