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The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (2017)

Published in T
Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:55
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  • Rating

    G: Some scenes may scare young children.

  • The pitch

    Don't call me cute.

  • Starring

    (voices of): Will Arnett, Maya Rudolph, Bobby Cannavale, Bobby Moynihan, Isabela Moner, Peter Stormare, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunham, Sebastian Maniscalco, Kari Wahlgren, Jackie Chan, Katherine Heigl

  • Directed by

    Cal Brunker

  • Running time

    91 minutes

  • Rated

    G (Australia), U (UK), PG (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    Characters are hit by falling objects, run over by a bulldozer, electrocuted, shaken, almost run over by a moving car, blasted through the air, slammed to the ground, licked, caged, bitten, pursued, hit by a car, flipped, thrown against a wall, punched, kicked, throat-grabbed, swung at with golf club, shot at (slingshot), knocked over, shot with arrow, squirted with condiments, shirt-grabbed, vacuumed up, lassoed, hit with tranquiliser dart, prodded with a fork, near-strangled, crushed, ear-pulled, tongue-pulled, catapulted through the air, blasted through buildings, attacked by mice, blasted with fire extinguisher, dive-bombed by birds. A character falls from a high balcony to the street below. A plush bunny's head and a doll's head are ripped off (girl places doll's head between her teeth). A character jumps from moving vehicles and slams into mailboxes. A character falls from a hot air balloon. A bulldozer flips over/crashes. Animals habitats/homes are destroyed. Explosions, burning objects, building rubble. Theft. Objects knocked over/dropped/smashed/thrown. Theme park rides and amusements are torn apart/destroyed. Reckless driving, car crashes into other cars and objects, car flips onto roof, truck rolls over. A flashback scene shows a hurricane, lightning, thunder, high winds, a tree being pulled out of the ground, an object crushed by a water wheel, a character hit by a steel plate and knocked unconscious. A character frequently says "We're all gonna die". A girl pretends to shoot her pet dog/dog plays dead (comic). A man says "Your heads are going on the wall", "I wan't that squirrel's head deep-fried on a stick", "I should've eliminated you while I had the chance". Stealing candy from trick-or-treaters, tail got caught on fire mentioned. Screaming, arguing, hissing; mass panic. Blood/gore: Black eye, scratches, bruising. Taxidermy animals/antlers/tusks on wall. A doll's eye falls out and rolls along the ground (creepy). Rabies mentioned.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Naked man (balloons cover genitals). Flirting, hand-holding, hugging. Kiss on cheek.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Alcohol (wine, champagne). Animals are sedated with tranquiliser darts.

  • LANGUAGE

    Name-calling (lazy, spoiled, fat, snookums, dumber, mangy little rodents, grumpy, dramatic, mutt, layabouts, crazy, deranged, psychos, circus dogs, violent, reckless, goofball, moron, cute, vermin, fat toothless kid, suckers, etc).

  • THEMES

    Greed, teamwork, foraging, profit, theme parks, habitat, leadership.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Full moon, lightning, thunder. Squirrels, birds, dogs, mole, rat, bees, chipmunks, mice, groundhogs, puppies. Animal skin rugs on floor. Tongue/saliva on car window. Vomit, regurgitation. A dog eats vomit. Hot dogs eaten. Mid-credits scene.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Fleet, spry, charming, pro-environment, pro-animal life, anti-consumerist, colourful, kid-friendly, chaotic, funny, thoughtful, entertaining, harmless, passable. Inspired voice casting, inventive/vibrant action sequences, exceptional 3D effects, lavish city-scape images, photorealistic backgrounds, witty "old-movie" flashback of Feng and his warrior mice, deals with timely issues.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Unnecessary, forgettable, middling, sprawling, uneven. Repetitive chase sequences, rote narrative, limp looniness, changing character motivations, dumb laughs, loaded plot.

Penguins of Madagascar

Published in P
Sunday, 28 December 2014 09:19
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    G: Some scary scenes.

  • The pitch

    It's Classified.

  • Starring

    (voices of): Tom McGrath, Chris Miller, Christopher Knights, Conrad Vernon, John Malkovich, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ken Jeong, Annet Mahendru, Peter Stormare, Andy Richter, Danny Jacobs, Werner Herzog

  • Directed by

    Eric Darnell, Simon J. Smith

  • Running time

    92 minutes

  • Rated

    G (Australia), U (UK), PG (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    Characters are sprayed with goo (amniotic fluid), gassed, caged, gagged, punched, hit with objects, slapped, kidnapped, shot with tranquiliser darts, handcuffed, catapulted, hit by trucks. Animals eaten by other animals. Explosions, smashed objects, broken glass. Break-and-enter. Characters fall from high ledges. Blood/gore: An animal almost chokes. Objects protruding from skin. Animal skeleton (display).

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Kissing. Innuendo. Bare bum.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Characters are gassed, sedated (tranquiliser darts), exposed to shape-changing serum. Alcohol (champagne).

  • LANGUAGE

    Name-calling. Slang for body parts. Cultural, gender, animal stereotypes. Religious exclamations.

  • THEMES

    Adventure, family, high fives, flightlessness, documentary making, Fort Knox, revenge, missions, leadership, rivalry, teamwork, monsters, snow globes, cheezy snacks, dastardly plans.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Penguins, seagulls, leopard seals, octopuses, cricket, arctic wolf, cat, dead fish/seafood, polar bear, harp seal, snowy owl, sheep, squid, lemur. Fireworks, planes, helicopter, submarine, full moon. Fart noise, regurgitation, vomiting. Salmon eating.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Hilarious, whirlwind, droll, loose, funny, entertaining, amusing, madcap, charming, peppy, in-your-face. Non-stop action, clever dialogue, zany energy, sassy script, excellent voice work, cute and cuddly penguins, sharp humour, hilarious puns/movie references/impersonations for adults, well-animated action sequences, graceful camerawork, precise editing.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Over-stuffed, exhausting, limp, predictable, lackluster, unfunny, unmoving, uninspired, charmless, disposable, lazy, noisy, clichéd. Poor female characters, unoriginal villain, occasionally drags.

22 Jump Street

Published in 0-9
Thursday, 12 June 2014 06:07
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  • Rating

    MA15+: Strong coarse language and sexual references.

  • The pitch

    Something cool!

  • Starring

    Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell, Amber Stevens, Jillian Bell, The Lucas Brothers, Nick Offerman, Jimmy Tatro

  • Directed by

    Phil Lord, Christopher Miller

  • Running time

    112 minutes

  • Rated

    MA15+ (Australia), 15 (UK), R (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    People are shot, wrestled, hooded, bound, kidnapped, pursued, threatened, tasered, headbutted, hit with objects, punched, kneed, slapped, kicked, glassed, tackled, handcuffed, stabbed. People dangle precariously, jump from high ledges, bump heads. Helicopter crash, vehicle collision, dangerous driving, objects knocked over/smashed. Burning objects, explosions, shootouts. Importing illegal goods, (inappropriately) touching children, war mentioned. Blood/gore: Blood spray, blood on clothing, bleeding wound, scar. Gunshot wounds, bandages, sling. Corpse photo.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Couple seen in bed together (sex implied). Dry-humping, kissing. Sex-themed discussion, banter and hand/arm gestures. (Inappropriately) touching children, sleeping with students mentioned. Swimwear, skimpy clothing, girl in towel, people in underwear, shirtless men, cleavage. Penis-shaped objects and drawings, blow-up doll seen.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    People ingest/buy/sell drugs. Hallucinations, intoxication, drug-induced behaviour. Alcohol (beer, wine, spirits, shots, hip flask). Adderall, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, getting wasted, dropping acid mentioned. Drug paraphernalia seen.

  • LANGUAGE

    F-words, s-words, a-words, b*tch. Actual and slang terms for genitalia and bodily functions. Name-calling. Derogatory terms for homosexuals. Religious references and exclamations. Obscene finger gestures.

  • THEMES

    Undercover police work, partners, surveillance, college, drugs, cartels, improv, twins, father-daughter relationships, football, pledges, tattoos, discrimination, spring break, sequels.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Divorce mentioned. Church, hospital settings. Lobsters, cockatoos, iguana, octopus, pigs, mule, pigeons. Roast meats, bacon seen. Lightning, vomiting. Mid-credits vision, post-credits scene.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Ambitious, dizzying, fun, self-aware, loose, funny, engaging, zany, big-budget. Great sequel, terrific chemistry between leads, precise comic performances, glorious closing credits sequence, deft widescreen lensing, brilliant cameos, top-notch slapstick.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Some comedy misses. Feels a bit tired.

Jewtopia

Published in J
Wednesday, 09 October 2013 23:21
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Additional Info

  • Rating

    CTC.

  • The pitch

    Oh my Goysh.

  • Starring

    Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Peter Stormare, Crystal Reed, Christine Lakin, Nicollette Sheridan, Rita Wilson, Wendie Malick, Lin Shaye, Bree Turner, Camryn Manheim, Joel David Moore, Hayes MacArthur, Jon Lovitz, Rachel G Fox

  • Directed by

    Bryan Fogel

  • Running time

    89 minutes

  • Rated

    CTC (Australia), NR (UK), NR (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    People are slapped, a woman brandishes a knife, fed tainted food. Hunting rifles fired, stealing, arguing, raised voices. Animation of baby being circumcised, baby set adrift, armed soldiers, burning debris, impaled man, war conflict, bound. Dale Earnhardt fatal accident, Cheney shooting, rape, murder mentioned.  Blood/gore: People covered in raw sewage. Tattoo removal. Circumcision (actual procedure not shown).

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Couples have sex, foreplay. Couples make out in the bedroom, on the couch. A man simulates sex on objects. Pole-dancing, lap-dancing. Kissing, flirting, infidelity, undressing, penis-groping. Sexual-themed banter. Frequent references to genitals, oral sex.Pictures of female genitals, animation of circumcision. Shirtless men, people in underwear. Skimpy clothing, evening-wear, cleavage. Sodomy, bondage mentioned.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Drug paraphernalia seen. Meth heads mentioned. Alcohol (beer, spirits, cocktails). Gambling (poker, bridge). Smoking.

  • LANGUAGE

    C-word, f-words, s-words, a-words, b*tch, fart, cr*p, slang and actual terms for genitals. Name-calling, teasing. Heavy religious references and exclamations. Regional, cultural, ethnic, army, teenager, Jewish, gender, redneck, old age, mental disability, military, homosexuality stereotypes. Racism, sexism, homophobia.

  • THEMES

    Relationships, engagement, rejection, embroidery, gynecology, vaginoplasty, Jews, Gentiles, hunting, jazz, fertility, duplicate bridge, competition, dating, PTSD, counselling, infidelity, commercials, dysfunctional families, circumcision.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    Engagement proposal, job loss. Synagogue, Bar Mitzvah, wedding, strip club, surgery settings. Lightning, thunder (animation). Dog, many taxidermy animals. Dropping dead of a heart attack (figurative) mentioned. Panic attack, asthma attack, nose-picking, booger-eating, poo-throwing, pimple-squeezing, spitting, diarrhoea. Gefilte fish eaten. Brief Hebrew and Mongolian (not subtitled). Adaptation of Broadway show. Mic-credits scene.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Occasionally funny, impressive cast.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Unfunny, clichéd, pitiful, offensive, non-stop, senseless, silly, stupid, unconvincing, annoying, boring, broad, cringe-worthy, predictable, formulaic, nonsensical, crass, insulting, embarrassing, lazy, retrograde, vulgar. Appalling ethnic and religious stereotypes, ridiculous concept, unlikeable characters, weak plot, over-the-top performances, over-the-top comedy, tries too hard, some scenes are excruciatingly unfunny.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Published in H
Friday, 05 July 2013 03:17
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  • Rating

    MA15+: Strong violence.

  • The pitch

    Grimm fairy tale.

  • Starring

    Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare, Pihla Viitala, Derek Mears, Thomas Mann, Rainer Bock, Ingrid Bolsø Berdal

  • Directed by

    Tommy Wirkola

  • Running time

    88 minutes

  • Rated

    MA15+ (Australia), 15 (UK), R (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE

    Children, adults and/or witches are shot/shot at (guns, arrows, magic wand), hanged, decapitated, stabbed, slapped, kicked, punched, hit, elbowed, karate-chopped, hit with objects, knuckle-dusted, bound, dismembered, shredded, chained, caged, threatened (blades, guns), force-fed, headbutted, tackled, thrown through the air, dragged, tasered, held in a choke-hold, butt-whipped, burned, thrown down stairs, bitten, stomped. Doors kicked in, fireball thrown at village, explosion, burning buildings, smashed glass, debris. Animated drawings of hanged, chained, burning, beheaded, speared witches. A man shoots his own head off, a man falls out of a tree, a man yells at an animal, a woman's head is dunked in a barrel of water. Lost/missing/saved/taken children, killing, decapitation, ripping out hearts, skinning, mentioned. Yelling, screaming, pleading. Blood/gore: Blood splatter, bloody nose, bloody mouth, dismembered limbs, exploding body, black blood, splattered flesh, scarred skin, bruising, bloody scratches, decapitated head. A man injects himself for a diabetes-type illness (syringe, needle entering leg seen). Bug seen crawling beneath flesh. Mention of people dying in fires. Animals (dead and alive) eaten. Animal, human and many witch corpses. Hanged father, burning mother seen.

  • SEX/NUDITY

    Nude female (rear view and breasts seen). Nude witches (genitals obscured). Shirtless man. Undressing, cleavage. Kissing, flirting.

  • VICES/DRUG USE

    Alcohol (ale). Smoking. A salve is applied to wounds. A man injects himself with medicine. Magic potions seen and used.

  • LANGUAGE

    F-words, s-words, a-words, b*tch, wh*re. Name-calling. Witchery, witchcraft, magic, curses, invincibility, spells, white witch, black magic mentioned. Ethnic, cultural, genre stereotypes. Religious references.

  • THEMES

    Witch-hunting, Hansel and Gretel, bounty hunters, siblings, child abduction, abandonment, fame, blood, gore, violence, black magic, sacrifice, unlikely heroes, teamwork, revenge.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS

    A father abandons his children in a forest. Grotesque witches, ugly trolls, full moon, blood moon, campfire, defibrillation. Goat, dogs, geese, beetles, horse, cow, dog attack, dead maggots. Maggots eaten, hanging animal corpses. Spitting. Sky-high aerial cinematography. Vision under end credits.

  • CRITICS LIKE

    Splattery fun, spoofy, campy. Some funny lines and cool battles. Convincing performance from Renner.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE

    Over-excitable, predictable, mish-mashed, brainless, mindless, tacky, lame. Thin script.