Scary MoVie (Scary Movie 5) Sunday, 29 March 2020

Scary MoVie (Scary Movie 5)

Additional Info

  • Rating:

    M: Sexual references, crude humour, drug use, coarse language and comedic violence.

  • The pitch:

    So bad, it's scary.

  • Starring:

    Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Erica Ash, Katrina Bowden, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Snoop Dogg, Darrell Hammond, Katt Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Lidia Porto, Ava Kolker, Gracie Whitton, Heather Locklear, Chris Elliott, Mike Tyson

  • Directed by:

    Malcolm D Lee

  • Running time:

    86 minutes

  • Rated:

    M (Australia), 15 (UK), PG-13 (USA)

  • VIOLENCE/GORE:

    A ghoulish, decomposing woman terrorises a family. A man repeatedly injures himself. Two young girls, a baby and an animal are repeatedly injured. Punching, kicking, wrestling, hair-pulling, biting. People are thrown through the air, chained up, mowed down, hit with objects. Freaky crab-walking kids. Gunfire at children; pile of guns. Burning baby, burning crotch, scalded hand. Car crashes into garage; exploding car. Screaming. Ransacked house. Suicide (a woman jumps off a window ledge; woman falls off a cliff). A woman sticks her fingers down her throat to purge a meal. Blood/gore: Dismembered limbs, tongue sliced in half. A chicken's head is torn off; blood splatter on wall. A woman bites a bird's head off. Blood splatter on clothing, faces, limbs. Dead animals hang from a ceiling. Book of the Dead.

  • SEX/NUDITY:

    A couple make a sex tape. Sexual acrobatics. Orgy. Lesbian sex scene; oral sex implied. Dry-humping (people, animals, objects and combinations of all three). Promiscuity, sexual deviancy, STDs (mentioned). Pole-dancing, pole-licking, suggestive dancing. Vibrators. Kissing, incest, fetishism, bestiality, anal sex, masturbation. Infidelity. A man fondles his nipples. Nudity: Nude girls soap each other up in a shower (genitals obscured). Male bum. Enlarged breasts, nipples (beneath clothing). Swimwear. Pornographic website.

  • VICES/DRUG USE:

    Giant joint. Cheap drugs, buds (discussed). A man consumes Ritalin. Girls take drugs at a nightclub. I-13 intelligence drug used on chimps. A woman drinks mouthwash. Pool cleaners and a dog get high on drugs. Drug use, probation mentioned. Probation/sobriety bracelets. Alcohol (beer, cocktails, champagne, spirits). Smoking.

  • LANGUAGE:

    C-word, f-words, s-words, a-words, n-word, derogatory names for females, slang and actual terms for genitalia. Cultural, racial, gender, sexual, weight jokes and stereotyping; name-calling. Religious references, exclamations and mocking.

  • THEMES:

    Spoof comedy, Mama, Evil Dead, Black Swan, Inception, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Fifty Shades of Grey, voyeurism, possession, rituals, cleansing, animal testing, evil curses, demons, fraud, theft, animal sacrifice, rivalry, jealousy, paranormal investigation.

  • HIDDEN EXTRAS:

    Bulimia, anorexia. Vomit, spitting, urine, poo-slinging, explosive farting, walking on water, food made from excrement, bum jokes. Dream extraction, levitation, psychic contact. Dogs, cat, chimpanzees, flies, horse. Shark attack. Missing kids, deceased sister (mentioned). Negative pregnancy test. People on toilets. Amniotic waters break on a man's face.

  • CRITICS LIKE:

    Scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.

  • CRITICS DON'T LIKE:

    Unfunny, unenjoyable. Pointless cameos. Mean-spirited. Dreadful. Offends intelligence/film-making/comedy. Doesn't attract a single laugh.

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